The Pop Corporation

Yungblud thinks sex will “save the world”, while also very much having a nose like a two-pin plug. The singer, who you look at and just want to poke a travel adapter in before you trying charging your phone up, insists that the “expression and freedom” of making sweet, sweet shags, is a sure fire way to help love triumph “over hate”.

The artist spoke to a newspaper with the mouth that sits just below two almost perfectly vertical slots in his face: “It’s time we talk about sex because I love sex! I think sex is fucking beautiful and I think sex is going to save the world!”

“The world is so full of complex suppression, and so full of hate right now. I just want to relax back and have sex and to fuck, it has got such a beautiful trust and expression and freedom to it. I believe if we can take the feeling we get from sex and put that into the world then love will always win over hate.”

In the United States, there are two plug types – type A and type B. The former has two flat parallel pins, and the latter, an additional grounding pin. Slotting something into two holes in a pale plastic facade is either going to make something operate on a 120V supply voltage and 60Hz, or indeed, provoke singer Yungblud to ask why you’re trying to press electrical plugs into his nostrils.

Of course, we shouldn’t make fun of people’s appearance should we? Even if they do look very slightly like someone drew a bat, it isn’t on. Especially when they’re urging their young fans to “celebrate sex” providing “it’s consensual and trustworthy”.

He added: “We shouldn’t shy away from it, we should celebrate sex. Sex, if it’s with the love of your life, if it’s with your partner, if it’s making a baby, if it’s the first night of your marriage, if it’s a one night stand, it is beautiful, as long as it’s down with love, it’s consensual and trustworthy.”

But seriously – just pop those plug pins in and see if his eyeballs light up like old TV sets.

He’s got a new album out, which will probably do very well if this second wave of pop-punk and Nu Metal hangs around. He’s here to “tell the truth even if it fucking hurts me. I think the difference is that people touch on and dance around politics, I fucking jump in, I don’t give a shit.”

“There is a recession going on in the UK right now because the government were idle in terms of expenditure through the pandemic.”

See? You didn’t think he was able to smash out ‘expenditure’ in a sentence did you? You judged him because we kept talking about his nostrils. You fucked up there.