The Pop Corporation

It isn’t easy remembering long band names. Sometimes your brain switches off while you’re saying them out loud, and words just start to fall out.

So with that, we look at Noel Gallagher’s band – the High Flying Birds. Are they even called that? We’d check but we’re lazy. Pretty sure they’re called that.

They’ve got a new single out or something, and there’s talk of divorce and all manner of stuff so he might need the alimony money and a new side project.

Here’s some alternative names for the group, just in case he needs them.

NOEL GALLAGHER’S LOW SWINGING TESTICLES

NOEL GALLAGHER’S LENGTHY TOUCHLINE BAN

NOEL GALLAGHER’S SPANDEX SUPPORT GIRDLE

NOEL GALLAGHER’S TOP SHELF JAZZ MAGS

NOEL GALLAGHER’S LOW CALORIE DINNER IDEAS

NOEL GALLAGHER’S EXPERIMENTAL SEX POSITION

NOEL GALLAGHER’S NEOPOLITAN KNICKERS

NOEL GALLAGHER’S WELL THUMBED ANUS

NOEL GALLAGHER’S JUMBO SAUSAGE SUPPER

NOEL GALLAGHER’S TRICKY INSIDE RIGHT

NOEL GALLAGHER’S TURN TO PUT THE BINS OUT

NOEL GALLAGHER’S ABERYSTWYTH MISPRONUNCIATION

NOEL GALLAGHER’S PINK SHAFT TRAUMA

NOEL GALLAGHER’S WILD VACCINE CONSPIRACY

NOEL GALLAGHER’S SALTY CRISP ARSE GROOVE

NOEL GALLAGHER’S SHOES ARE RUBBING

NOEL GALLAGHER’S CALOR GAS HEATER PURCHASE

NOEL GALLAGHER’S DISCREET ENSUITE FLATULENCE

NOEL GALLAGHER’S DAIRYLEA DUNKABLES AFTERMATH