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GIRLS ALOUD 2024

We ranked every Girls Aloud single simply because we love them. We’d like to say we had inside information on them making a comeback, but we didn’t. We could pretend we did, but honesty is in such short supply in music journalism that we’re not going to try putting you on.

The thing is though, the Girls do indeed seem to be coming back according to various gossip columns. After Sarah Harding’s passing, it’s going to be an emotional one, that’s for sure. Also, a celebration.

Cheryl Tweedy, Nadine Coyle, Kimberley Walsh and Nicola Roberts apparently got back together in secret, and have a new song dedicated to Sarah, and an ‘industry insider’ told one of the tabloids who frankly don’t deserve a link from us, said: “This has been one of the best-kept secrets in pop, but it’s actually happening now. The girls really came back together as friends to rally around when Sarah died, and it repaired some of the old rifts and put things into perspective.”

“Suddenly the reunion which had seemed totally impossible for so long just felt a totally natural thing to do — in Sarah’s honour.”

The new song has a music video and, if you’re a fan of the Girls Aloud brand of camp (what right minded person isn’t?), they star in it dressed as Wonder Woman.

The ‘source’ continued: “They’ve got a single and a video in the can, plans for a full record of new music, and for the fans the most exciting thing will be a massive reunion tour in 2024.”

“It’s going to be huge — and they’re all very excited to be back working together, even if there is a bittersweet element to it. Of course, whatever they do, there will always be nods to Sarah’s contribution to the group, too.”

We’re getting tickets. See you there.

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