The Pop Corporation

Look, it’s fine that Beyonce is going country and anyone can do whatever they want. We don’t have to write about it though, because we’re just not that bothered. It might be great, it might be average – it’s just not that interesting, regardless of the endless ‘MOTHER!’ comments and people insisting on the re-use of the phrase ‘breaking the internet’.

It did remind us of the episode of 30 Rock where Jenna ‘goes country’ though, so we’ll just watch her singing about America and tennis and see it that scratches an itch.