The Pop Corporation

Oasis have got back together and that’s great/terrible news. Millions of people have reacted to the shock reunion of Liam and Noel Gallagher with unadulterated joy/weariness as the pair set about assembling a group for some live shows which are sure to be epic/a massive letdown.

Of course, Oasis are responsible for some of the most iconic/forgettable rock songs of the ’90s and over a series of dates at Murrayfield, Cardiff, Wembley, Croke Park in Dublin, and Heaton Park just outside of Manchester, they’re roll back the years/defecate on their legacy and make a pretty penny in the process. Some reports suggest there’s £400million in it, and honestly, who wouldn’t bury the hatchet with their sibling for 14 nights of work for that amount of money?

The demand for these legendary/annoying shows will no doubt be huge, so you have to wonder if more dates will be added. You have to imagine that, should they go well/not be a total disaster, Oasis Live 25 may travel overseas. Either way, fans will be eager to see if everyone concerned as still got it/blindly allow whatever happens to happen.

One thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a great Christmas for the dealers of each respective country, right? There’s going to be some cars and holidays bought for some ne’er-do-well’s mums come 2025, and who could blame them?