The Pop Corporation

Look, no-one knows everything and has heard every song. We only just heard of Scorpions’ ‘Sails of Charon’ and we’re 100% obsessed with it, top to bottom.

From the blistering guitar work at the start, to the stank-face funkiness that makes the drummer stick his chin out, to the tiny-ass singer dancing in his heels, to the whole goddamn thing, this is one of those clips that’ll either make you wish you were in a band that can shred, or want to start working on the ‘proto metal’ bit of your record collection.

Press play on this. Absolutely essential and nowt like ‘Wind of Change’.