The Pop Corporation

Look, no-one likes to besmirch anyone’s hard work, but when a band has a stratospheric rise and a bunch of massive support gigs with next to no information on them and their rise, in 2024, people are going to get suspicious.

So, just like those awful podcasts that hur-de-hur-hur and say “look man, we’re just asking questions here! We’re idiots – you shouldn’t listen to us, hur hur”, we’re going to simply wonder, out loud, if this lot – called Brigitte Calls Me Baby – look and sound like industry plants to anyone else? It won’t harm their career none, because they’ve already got a pretty devoted fanbase, but we would like to see a Wikipedia page and see if anyone’s parents have blue links for names, or not.

Okay. Here’s them in motion, if you want to give them the beadiest of your eyeballs.