Category: NEWS
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M*RRISSEY: HE’S AWFUL CLICKBAIT AND SO IS THIS (+MILEY CYRUS)
Morrissey is routinely awful, and yet, there’s many people who give him the time of day still despite aligning himself with literal fascist politicians and…
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CARDI B RANTS ABOUT LETTUCE
Listen, you might think that this is some bozo article having a pop at Cardi B – but that couldn’t be further from the truth.…
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STONES MONO 16LP BOXSET
For those of you with a few quid or who are insatiable completists, the Rolling Stones in Mono is a boxset of dreams and soon…
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UK GARAGE PACKAGE TOUR (IT’LL PROBABLY BE A LAUGH)
When you think of package tours, you think of ’70s glam rock oldheads doing the rounds, or maybe some old soulie revue on the Northern…
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SHANIA TWAIN CONTINUES TO BE INCREDIBLY LIKEABLE
You may not know this – you might – but recently, the mighty Shania Twain took her clothes off for a song. It was called…
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DE LA SOUL BACK ON STREAMING AGAIN EH?
De La Soul – bright clothes, witty, funny hip hop. They ushered in the Daisy Age and… well… they’ve always seemed pretty miserable since then…
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WE INTERVIEWED AN AI BOT ABOUT MUSIC IN 2023
There’s been a lot of talk about artificial intelligence and, honestly, despite only being a matter of weeks old, we’ve considered getting AI to write…
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IRON MAIDEN STAMPS
It is funny how society ends up accepting what they once thought was evil and scary. Look at Iron Maiden – once accused of being…
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DAFT PUNK UNMASKED AND THAT
You’ve seen Daft Punk without their masks on right? You’re either old enough and saw them live before they got famous enough to afford their…
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YUNGBLUD: NOSE LIKE A TWO PIN PLUG (AND SEX SAVES THE WORLD)
Yungblud thinks sex will “save the world”, while also very much having a nose like a two-pin plug. The singer, who you look at and…
