The Pop Corporation

The Rolling Stones have a new album coming out called ‘Foreign Tongues’, which sure does sound like an album title from The Rolling Stones.

The album cover is kinda gross too – an amalgamation of their various faces, all smooshed together, and honestly, you think to yourself “yep, that looks like a Stones LP alright!”

And then there’s the lead single from it, with chunky, bluesy riffs, garbled nonsense lyrics which spit in the eye at faceless judges and all that, asking if you wanna dance, and yep, there’s no denying it – that sure sounds like a Rolling Stones tune.

It’s kinda comforting to have them prancing around and being thoroughly shameless with their thin little legs and unwavering dedication to classic rock.

Have a listen. It sounds just like The Rolling Stones.