Category: OPINION
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EUROVISION ’23: WHAT SONGS TO LOOK OUT FOR
It’s almost Eurovision time and, unless you’re the most boring snob on Earth, it’s a celebration of pop, togetherness, campness and crucially, crushing disappointment and…
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WHAT HAVE THE FILTHY CAPITALISTS BEEN SAYING ABOUT TICKET PRICES?
Remember we wrote about the price of tickets and the wrath of pop fans? Well, seeing as “ticketmaster” has been trending on Twitter for around…
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ED SHEERAN MIGHT QUIT MUSIC [JOKES + SERIOUS STUFF]
Ed Sheeran has said that he might knock the whole music thing on the head if he loses his case in a copyright infringement trial.…
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POOR OLD JOHNNIE RAY
We were listening to ‘Come On, Eileen’ by Dexy’s the other day, and for the first time ever, wondered what that opening line was all…
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STEVIE NICKS: ENDURES NOT LIKE OTHERS
What is it with Stevie Nicks? It doesn’t matter what generation you’re from, you either love her or are witnessing everyone else fall head-over-heels for…
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AI VERSUS RECORD COMPANIES: IT BEGINS
We wrote a thing saying that there was trouble afoot with AI music, regarding the music industry. We figured there’d be some legal issues with…
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AI MUSIC CREATORS ARE DEFFO GETTING SUED SOON
As everyone has a laugh mucking around with AI and asking it daft questions, the comfortingly humourless record companies of the world are almost certainly…
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DINA ÖGON MIGHT BE THE BRIGHTEST BAND ON THE PLANET
Sometimes, good music feels like it actively nourishes you and one such band that are better than vitamins are Sweden’s Dina Ögon. Seriously – you’ll…
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FRIPP & TOYAH HEAVILY FEATURING BREASTS, FOR THE CAUSE
It’s difficult trying to avoid being cancelled when someone keeps getting their breasts out and we, responsible music critics must pretend we haven’t seen the…
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LETS TALK ABOUT HOW ED SHEERAN DOESN’T SEE THE POINT IN MUSIC CRITICS
Ed Sheeran has said that he doesn’t see the point in music critics. You might think that this is going to provoke some kind of…









