Category: OPINION
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CORONATION TICKET BALLOT FOR THE SCABS AMONGST YOU
This summer, King Charles III will be getting fitted with a new hat and of course, us loyal servants will be allowed to stop averting…
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OLD GUY NOT KEEN ON HARRY STYLES/BOWIE COMPARISONS
Harry Styles dresses glamorously, so regardless of the music he’s making and thanks to a couple of sequins and whatnot, we are by law, required…
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ARE BANDS DEAD? (NO)
The Guardian have written an interesting piece called ‘Are Bands Dead?‘ Basically, it’s about the resurgence of solo acts and all that. Like we said,…
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DID SONIA CREATE THE PERFECT STALKER SONG?
When you’re singing along to a song at the top of your lungs, sometimes you don’t know what you’re singing. Sometimes you can be singing…
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INNER CITY WERE GREAT
You can try and be as clever as you want, deep diving on this, that, and the other… but sometimes it’s just worth reminding yourself…
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TRANS RIGHTS, ‘NATURAL WOMAN’, THE DAILY MAIL, AND A TOTAL SHIT SHOW
We’re going to go to through this bit by bit, just to show you how dreadful the reactionary, tabloid press is. The headline says ‘trans…
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THE KINKS: MATURE THEMES FOR THE YOUNG HEART
While many of their contemporaries were simply yearning for love or regretting the loss of it, The Kinks were more than just a band a…
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SCIENCE, NOT YET GASLIT BY A MUSICIAN, SAYS BEING A MUSICIAN MAKES YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE
Science has vaguely been doing its thing again, crunching some numbers and then spewing out some kind of finding. These findings we’re talking about here…
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ALT.WRONGUNS CRY AT PINK FLOYD
Pink Floyd are going to be doing a whole load of things for the anniversary of Dark Side of the Moon. It’ll be 50 and…
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GWEN STEFANI IS JAPANESE APPARENTLY
Ah, the thorny topic of cultural appropriation eh? Where oldheads go ‘WHY CAN’T I JUST LIKE A LOAD OF STUFF IN WHATEVER WAY I WANT?!‘…









